It was gravity and your own stupidity that caused it. They can, but are not limited to, being salt if they really suck, or by flat out being a dork (which results in that dorkiness reflecting on you in an unfavorable manner), or they can be tactless and say something stupid that offends the object, or they can perhaps be a friend of a friend of a girlfriend--which could obviously be detrimental to the game in play. After she is gone you can point to him, shake your head, and say, Salt, thereby referring to his salty behavior and calling him salt. (See also: crombie, nik, vah.) Example: Cripes, left my sappa at home. Ryan ([email protected]) says it refers to a someone who is making a rude, hurtful, and sacastic comment. (From the Washington Post Style Invitational, 1999) Example: There's usually a significant sarchasm between George Orwell and the high school senior assigned to read _Animal Farm_. Example: The model, with a pronounced smile, held the Arm and Hammer Wipes and drew her flat, upturned right hand from left to right under the bottom of the box. Persons, male or female, who happen to interfere with someone else picking-up one of the opposite sex--the object. OR If perhaps your buddy walks up and says anything dumb while you are talking to a lady. A super-skinny girl who looks like she hasn't eaten in weeks. Example: Joe talks about how he's all about body acceptance and real women, but all he ever dates is sandwich girls. Used especially when you can't remember a specific word. Person who gets in the last remark, and it's usually sarcastic. Example: After months of sharp (and only rarely witty) criticism from Alan, Lisa decided to fight back in kind. The gulf that exists between the author and his sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it. Example: You've got to watch Chris--he'll scarf your runs. A person, generally a female, who you find to be at most social gatherings, usually just sitting around. The common occurence of a dinging sound accompanied by a brief flash of light, often found in cheesy commercials.
Example: Mmmm, that hedonistic pagan girl is sacrelicious. OR My husband does a schlocky job when he does the dishes. The *true* school-made bun is considered by some to be a rare-earth element, and is only created under certain very specific conditions in educational facility cafeterias throughout the world. Example: We couldn't figure out why the car wouldn't start. What you say when you realize that San Francisco is great. Something that would be considered good in San Francisco. I've had so much Chinese food and seen so many gay bars, it's san frantastic! He tried to turn away my best friend because her hair wasn't good enough. (Alec is four.) Example: Look at that sand clock up there.... Example: Your boss really did a schlocky job on that report. Usually bounces, and has a strange retraction property that differs it from any other element on earth. To make one look foolish by resorting to the simplest possible means.An itching sensation (rash) in your pants caused from sitting around in wet clothes for a long period of time.Example: Mike was out boating all day without a change of clothes and now he has a nasty case of sea-scratch. (Make seagull cawing noises to warn of manager's arrival.)iving Washington DC slang expressions for the Presidential Cabinet.Boss who shows up randomly, makes a lot of noise, messes up eveything..then leaves. Secretary of Defence, Secretary of Agriculture, etc.
Example: This is the sec-def's second time around; he was sec-def under President Ford as well. Like hawt and ur, this is used by stupid teenage girls on the Internet who think it looks cutesy and cool.
Example: The composition of hip-hop music is a prime example of sampledelia 1. Referring to people who believe they are better than everyone else. Example: Sancho over there has been screening guests since he got here. Example: The Mexican Scandocious Party began with gold tequila, orange and cinnamon body shots and ended with rampant rounds of spin-the-bottle and streaking through the park. To look shabbily or to do a shabby job on something.
An insult for when someone does something stupid or dumb. Can be used in many situations where someone is or should be humiliated or embarrassed by what she did. Anything that has to to with repurposing data, recontextualizing something for a completely different purpose. Example: After a brief observation, Karl discreetly brings to Anthony's attention that the party is supporting a major sausage overload. When something is so ultra-scandalous it causes you to exclaim it in a gnarly 80s Valley Girl accent; often used in context of theme party name or directly following the words Sooo or Oooh. Example: Bobbi soon found out that she had been schlockjobbed the moment she began talking to the alien-like human resources person.
When faced with a complicated equation that persistently refuses to work out, merely multiply whatever answer you do have by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant-- which is just a good name for the day's expected top temperature. I'll just mulitply it by the Safstrom-Phillips Non-Constant and use whatever I get. Also refers to Photoshop era that we live in, the sampledelic era. Example: Some thought that Grant was a real jerk, but those of us who knew him best realized his caustic remarks were nothing more than his attempts at sarcomedy. Occurs on a Saturday night when you and your two cronies just add to the non-existing girl-guy party ratio. Read Dashiell Hammett or Raymond Chandler to see fin, sawbuck, and double sawbuck in action.] Example: The cost to get into the club has gone up to a sawbuck now. Example: Have you ever played Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and watched _Wizard of Oz_ at the same time? The other day, my roommate flipped out 'cause I left a piece of toast on the table ... To advertise a job opening as one thing or to have one set of requirements--only for the applicant to find out the job is nowhere like what was described on the internet or in the newspaper.
Created via use of sampling or a sampler (audio: MPC 2000). Sarcasm without the viscious intent, played purely for laughs. Simultaneously, there was a sching *sparkle sparkle* emanating from her blinding white teeth.
Example: Many scientists turn into scipols because they are politically beholden to those who provide their funding. It was created by my eldest son 8 years ago, and is used daily by all 5 members of our immediate family. Scorpies also tend to assault people for absolutely no apparant reason, eat explosives, and are immortal. Example: Next thing I knew, the scorpy snatched my lunch box from my hands and ate my lunch. Example: My geology teacher last semester was a real scoyner, he showed us a picture of him collecting rock samples on his honeymoon. Usually occurs when all of a sudden you become painfully aware that you are humiliated by something you have said or done. Howzabout we go out in the non-virtual world for a burger or something? often done on the heads of people in fandom or furry communities. By the time he was done I was melted into a little puddle on the floor.