Told in the style of a TV miniseries, “Flop Cop” retails the adventures of super-cop Flopsy Botchek, who has won renown for more than her fine bottom, her trademark mantra: “I always get my man! Ding Jun is a young Chinese billionaire just starting her own slave acquisition activities. But Ding Jun is of the opinion she is capable to ‘collect’ slaves on her own. One thing she knows for certain, she won’t be embarrassed if nobody of importance knows about it.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. ” Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress.
“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.” According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.” Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
But, when the needs of your fellow predators provide the richest and sweetest feasts, what depths will one witch sink to in order to feed upon her sister?
A somewhat pervy graduate student gets his hands on a lamp made for friend of the Lampmaker’s by accident.
Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world. Johnstown, PA (Glossy News) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend.
Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!
Hildegarde Canto has accidentally found a way to defy a system she doesn’t know she is part of.
Uniforms, of a kind few, if anyone has ever seen or experienced, have become available not only to her, but to her friends and family. A well known actress has a dark secret—she likes turning young women into her animal hybrid pets.
While not as clever as the Lampmaker in terms of wishes, his wishes make for some very interesting situations.
When a desire to change a system outgrows complacency for the system itself, great changes come about.
When Cathy learns of her classmates power she quickly decides to get revenge upon the popular cheerleader.