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To use the expression correctly, you get or make it to a base, per my comment: quotation, if I interpret it correctly, they had intravaginal sex twice and then she performed oral sex on him.If we say home base = fourth base, that's 4 4 − 3 = 5, the subtraction because he was receiving instead of giving.A grand slam is sexual intercourse with the female having an orgasm. Double header A double header consists of two rounds of intercourse in one night.

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Most Americans are familiar with the “base system” baseball metaphor for physical intimacy.

If you’re not familiar with it, you might check out this XKCD comic for the complicated version, or this excerpt from baseball metaphors for sex from Wikipedia: For the visual-oriented among us, here’s a graphic (adapted from XKCD’s complex version): I can understand that a country little love for baseball might be confused by this metaphor system. However, some people in China have picked it up, but in the process changed the system (reference link removed due to malware at destination website]): Clearly, this is a whole ‘nother ballgame the Chinese are playing, and their playing field looks like this when superimposed onto the American field: So much for “rounding the bases!

Only now, instead of looking for Waldo, you’re looking for herpes.

And he’s a much bigger national threat than Waldo ever was.

If you want to downvote me for using Urban Dictionary, that's fine. First base When you get to first base, you have been lucky enough to have been kissed.

Some people only consider French kissing as getting to first base.Walk A walk is considered a sympathy base and is typically reserved for first base only.It occurs when your date allows kissing even though they are not attracted to you.If they ask what you’re doing, in your best prospector voice just reply with, “I be lookin’ for gold in deez der hills.” (Note: that is not going to help the situation…only worsen it.) This is where some people’s base running analogies change it up. Playing “Just the Tip”….ehh, that’s like a 3rd base lead-off. I should write for like a men’s health magazine or some shit. Sure it raises the blood pressure, and probably brings them on the verge of keeling over mid coitus, but that’s all part of the thrill!A home run is full on penetration…well, then followed by repetitive motions perhaps at multiple angles to achieve differing sensations…WHICH, lead to the body reaching a climactic point. All in all, that’s my understanding of base running and a sexual relationship.But this is a joke, and probably not intended to be analyzed too closely. Although this wasn't what "House" referred to, Urban Dictionary lists fifth base as anal sex.